Secrets of Gitmo !!!!!!
Gitmo detainees are speaking out about what went on behind the scenes at the facility Barack Obama wants to shut down. Here are some of the things they reported:
1. The place just isn’t as fun without Dick Cheney around to stare directly into your soul.
2. There was a bug. A big bug. Ahmed had to step on it.
3. Inmates were left unable to kill Americans and it was stressful to them.
4. The iPods that were issued to inmates had nothing on them but 1970’s TV show theme songs.
5. Inmates were treated like they were in a prison or something.
6. Ali wiped his ass with Adnan’s turban. Mahmoud saw it and he won’t talk.
7. Inmates were forced to pee in round white bowls full of water that would empty out every time you pulled a lever.
8. Somebody took all the potatoes, squished them and put salt in them. They served them to inmates with an ice cream scooper, but nobody was fooled. It was neither ice cream nor a whole potato.
9. At sundown, they turned all the lights out, forcing inmates to sleep.
10. The Blues Brothers never showed up to play Jailhouse Rock. Instead, they got Barry Manilow. He played Mandy.
Gitmo detainees are speaking out about what went on behind the scenes at the facility Barack Obama wants to shut down. Here are some of the things they reported:
1. The place just isn’t as fun without Dick Cheney around to stare directly into your soul.
2. There was a bug. A big bug. Ahmed had to step on it.
3. Inmates were left unable to kill Americans and it was stressful to them.
4. The iPods that were issued to inmates had nothing on them but 1970’s TV show theme songs.
5. Inmates were treated like they were in a prison or something.
6. Ali wiped his ass with Adnan’s turban. Mahmoud saw it and he won’t talk.
7. Inmates were forced to pee in round white bowls full of water that would empty out every time you pulled a lever.
8. Somebody took all the potatoes, squished them and put salt in them. They served them to inmates with an ice cream scooper, but nobody was fooled. It was neither ice cream nor a whole potato.
9. At sundown, they turned all the lights out, forcing inmates to sleep.
10. The Blues Brothers never showed up to play Jailhouse Rock. Instead, they got Barry Manilow. He played Mandy.
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