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North Korea Answers Critics
North Korea drew criticism worldwide after its recent nuke tests. Kim Jong Il has finally come out and explained what they need nuclear weapons for.

1. Clearing a path to China because the brush got a little thick.
For, you know, stuff.
2. The 400 watt subwoofer in the back of Kin Jong Il’s Subaru just wasn’t kickin’ enough bass out.
3. What else is a nuclear missile but a giant penis that makes a big boom? Now North Korea feels more adequate.
4. They’ve been asking Denmark to shut the f**k up for ages. Now they’re hopeful Denmark will comply.
5. They feared that complete nuclear disarmament might put an end to future Terminator sequels.
6. Kim Jong Il plans to set a nuclear warhead on old Mr. McSweeney’s porch, light the fuse, knock on the door, hide in the bushes and watch while giggling.
7. There was an empty spot in the arsenal between the machine guns and the rocket launchers that happened to be just the right size for a nuclear missile.
8. His last enema didn’t do a damn thing.
9. Kim Jong Il thinks U.N. inspectors are really cute when they get that mad, wrinkly brow.